We have a new Miss SEO 2008 – Kylie Johnston. Some you may not have heard of her in the wider SEO cummunity, but she is certainly up and coming in the Southern-Eastern Ohio region!
Here is what Kylie Johnston had to say for herself:
"I want to promote conservation, especially to youth in schools," she said. "I also want to promote the performing arts. They're such an important part of the community."
And here is a translation of what she probably meant to say 
"I want to promote social media, especially to the linkarati on Digg. I also want to promote all performing PPC ads. They're such an important part of the our online community."
Kylie is my sister. I think it’s wrong to mock her…
Hi Katie,
Sorry if it seems like I am mocking your sister. In the industry that I work in, SEO is an abbreviation for search engine optimisation – you will notice I mention SEO a lot on my blog. My translation of her comments are aimed at SEO geeks using SEO jargon! It really has nothing to do with Southern-Eastern Ohio or your sister, even though I can see why you would think it does.
I think she did really well, you should be very proud!